Are you effing kidding me?
It’s CHRISTMAS TIME and my rude ass Canadian neighbor is bringing his annoying ass birds over. How fucking rude?! We’re on our way out the door to a Christmas party, and he’s insisting that he brings his African Grey parrots over this minute. WOW. Did I mention how annoying, rude, mean and loud these birds are?! They never shut up. African Greys are so smart, and these stupid birds learned how to make the sound of a microwave timer, the fire alarm, and a car alarm. That’s it. That’s all they ever do. So loudly. I’m so pissed I can’t even formulate my words.
FUCK. THERE GOES MY CHRISTMAS.
